January 2012
8year old brother does something outrageous..
mum: what drugs are you on?
cam: semen!
*awkward glances exchanged between mum and i*
mum: ahh..what?
me: *laughing hysterically* are you pregnant?
cam: *confused face* no..im on semen
mum: where did you learn that?
cam: from dodgeball. "we can sell blood and semen"
mum: please dont say that word again.
cam: what word?
mum: semen
cam: ahahah you said it mum. are you on it too?
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Many, many people lost their lives due to the flash flooding that happened in and around the Brisbane area. Toowoomba suffered from a massive tidal wave surging through the town, and Ipswich went nearly completely under. Towns such as Lockyer Valley and such were completely wiped out; only just…
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rusher—momma:
just to be safe….
