February 2012
3 tags
snowdrops and cider kisses.
harry potter confessions.: Harry Potter and the... →
nevillethebamf:
“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”
“Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,” said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. “What do…
everything is just so upside down at the moment...
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
mom: Dinner is ready, come downstairs babe.
*fucking not even a half second later*
mom: CAN YOU FUCKING COME DOWNSTAIRS, OH MY GOODNESS. NOBODY NEVER LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE. I COOK. I WASH YOUR CLOTHES. I FEED YOU. I BUY YOU STUFF & YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME. GOD DAMNIT CHILD COME DOWNSTAIRS YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!
